So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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