Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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