I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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