jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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