Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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