Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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