I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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