I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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