We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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