chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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