Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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