They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
