ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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