It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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