she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
