im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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