it was like having sex with a tree stump
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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