I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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