time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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