Whod you bang
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
