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I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!

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(703): View more from Virginia

i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore

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(702): View more from Nevada

We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs

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Wtf? Why?

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I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?

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(352): View more from Florida

Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS

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(661): View more from California

I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out

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Don't we all.

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