god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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