i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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