Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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