we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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