The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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