Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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