it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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