therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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