OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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