hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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