So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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