don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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