I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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