oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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