god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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