For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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