it was a shit show
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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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