that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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