I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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