Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
organizing the empties. That sober.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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