these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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