I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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