doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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