READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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