Swine flu. Run for my life!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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