fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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