i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
please don't ironically join a cult
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