I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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