to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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