There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
its not stalking. its research.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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