dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.