Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.