He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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