Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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