I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The adults are the big ones right?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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